Box of I Don't Give a F***s Card
Seltzer
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Conveying sarcasm through writing can be tricky, but this card makes it easy. Let your friends and family know you're over it by sending a card that says "Oh, this? It's my big box of I don't give a f*cks." To add to the humor, this card features a colonial dressed woman carrying a big cardboard box. Blank inside. By Seltzer.
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