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Greeting Card | Love Your Meat
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Greeting Card | Love Your Meat

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$7.00 + $4.99 delivery

Local Courier Delivery (San Antonio & Bexar County)

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Nothing says 'I love you' quite like a cowgirl in a red suit cradling a massive T-bone steak — and honestly, we respect it. This hilariously cheeky love card is perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just a random Tuesday when you need to let someone know exactly how you feel about their meat. A wonderfully weird funny love card that works for devoted carnivores and vegetarians alike.

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