Father's Day Greeting Card Born To Tell Jokes
Shorthand Press
⚡ Get it tomorrow — estimated · San Antonio 782xx · $9.99 flat$7.50 + $9.99 courier
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Dad jokes; corny, cheesy, groan inducing, and a quintessential part of what makes a man a "dad". Let your father know that he may have been born to tell jokes, but you were born so that they could be dad jokes. Letterpress printed by hand on a 125 year old press on 100% cotton paper (no trees!). Printed by hand using hand-mixed inks. Blank on the inside. Comes with a cute little kraft envelope.
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